Okay, so basically, Joel (Vinesauce) made an Ash Ketchum (Ass Ketchup, I think) and a Pikachu Sim. Thanks to an MPreg mod, Ash got pregnant, and EVENTUALLY gave birth to their child- MissingNo.
At the start of this video, Joel tries to make it grow up as fast as it can so he could kill it, and once it grew into an adult, he decided to completely fuck it up.
And fuck it up he did.
At least start at 5:30, because this shit is fucking amazing, and I’m not going to spoil anything else, no matter how hard I want to. JUST. WATCH.
THIS IS JUST TOO DAMN AMAZING.
THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT YOU GET IF YOU MIX POKEMON WITH AKIRA… And also The Sims.
I. LOVE. THIS. VIDEO.
And if you think THIS is sad, THIS didn’t take NEARLY the amount of time it took for me to make some of the drawings I “drew” for Twitch Plays Pokemon! Not even close, for a couple of them.
I suppose doing things like this isn’t THAT bad. I originally downloaded FireAlpaca to “draw” hardcore yaoi, but I drew a bunch of pictures for Twitch Plays Pokemon, instead.
Oh, and I did this… But again, ‘probably better than what I COULD be doing, instead!
but I really should finish writing.
It took me all night two… Three nights ago, (I was liveblogging Toonami a couple nights ago - last night) BUT I FINALLY GOT A NOSEPASS WITH GOOD STATS! (None less than 5 besides speed. Speed’s always 4, because of the nature.) AND WITH STURDY!
Now I just have to…
Step one: drugs (100)
Step two: Anelma’s Colosseum (140)
Four: Kill a fellow Nosepass (switch out) in Charge… Something cave to make it evolve. (1)
Five: Fuck that means that I have to go through the train until I get enough BP points to get the right item for this…
Six: Go to the Colosseum again every day until it’s too strong. (40x each day that happens.)
Seven: Kill rock Pokemon (whatever will have the most EV points in defense. S’usually rock.)
Step eight: Repeat, but with defense.
Step nine; Profit!
But, for now, I’ll take it to the Colosseum in my avenue, shove drugs down her (I think) throat, and then go to bed.
Edit: I forgot the “Try to infect with PokeRus” step. I really was tired.
Specifically natures I’ve been trying to get a piplup with the best nature and stats
(I’m looking at Empoleon, here.)
If you can, breed with at least one of the parents having PokeRus.
Quiet nature, “Mischievous,” maybe, (just compare a bunch of newly hatched Piplups, and choose the one with the highest stats. They should be the same besides one stat, that should be one point ahead)
Train in Special Attack, Special Defense, and use the remaining 4 EVs for Defense. (Power Lens for SpAttk, Power Band for SpDef. The remaining 4 for Defense shouldn’t need an item, since you’ll only have to kill 2-4 Pokemon that gives defense EVs for that.)
It only has Torrent ability… Unless you’re training in X or Y. THEN, I dunno. I haven’t played X or Y, so I don’t know if it has the ability to get a different, well…. Ability.
Scald or Surf (Surf’s stronger, but Scald can have a chance to burn the other Pokemon) as the water STAB move.
Flash Cannon (it’s a “special attack”) as the Steel STAB move.
Grass Knot (for those heavy, none-rock, ice, or fire types… And to kill ground types, heavy not.)
Holding a Petaya berry (which will raise Special Attack by one stage when the health is at 25% or less. That, on top of “Torrent,” will make Empoleon a fucking tank!)
If not, then Life Orb. (It will make your moves stronger by 30% from the beginning, but it will eat 10% of your HP each turn, but, with Torrent, will eventually boost your moves up by a fuck load, and and it will bring the HP down faster, but it won’t stop eating away at your health in battle.)
…Well, that was a LOT more than what you asked for…
…….I have lost control of my life.
FINISHED! It’s much easier to EV train on BW2, because of the Join Avenue.
And also, I got Rampardos the HP and Attack enhancing items, (which is my least favorite part, I think. I don’t gain anything unless I win seven times in a row on the Battle Train) and THEN I accidentally got into a double battle with my Rampardos and a Chansey that has PKRUS, so it coughed on Rampardos, so she got it. Awesome! >w> But I don’t need it anymore…
Though, I should PROBABLY actually train her, now.
Now what? I mean, I know what I want to train next, but I have to wait for an outbreak for a Hippowdon, so UNTIL THEN… I dunno… I was thinking about training another Blissey on HP and Special Defense, instead of SpD and SpA, for double battles. Ooor I could train a defense… I dunno. I’ll come up with something.
WHAT HAVE BECOME OF ME?!
Judging by this, I think the obvious answer on what to train next, would be HP. I mean, since the base defense sucks and all… But I should still give the remaining six to defense, since it won’t be faster than most Pokemon, and…
Edit: 124 in HP.
…I haven’t posted anything on here for a while.
I haven’t found any new, FINISHED hacks.
And yet, people are still coming over…
…But I’ve been EV training the fuck out of some Pokemon on White 2, so I guess I’ll record the ev’s those gets here?
Apparently, Cranidos has the highest attack stat, after a bunch of legendary Pokemon.
Cranidos w/Power Bracer Adamant “sturdy body.” (+1 defense)
ATK- 88 - 50 evs thus far.
SPEC. ATK- 17
SPEC. DEF- 24
I don’t know what I want to train next. I think I’m gonna use the remaining six on HP, though.
HP 67 66 - 73 21 - 24
Attack x1.1 125 73 - 82 Invalid stat. - Whoops. I broke it.
Defense 40 24 - 31 25 - 28
Spec. Attack x0.9 30 17 - 23 0 - 2
Spec. Defense 30 19 - 26 20 - 23
Speed 58 32 - 40 22 - 25